On a slightly lighter note

Since I last blogged about horrific scenarios that rummage my mind everyday day, every hour, every minute, I thought I would also do the "maybe..." on some lighter and more comical worries

maybe i do have romantic feelings toward our dog
maybe heaven really is acutely exclusive
maybe i will make a racist comment to a person that is not my race
maybe i will fall in love with a 12 year old boy because i'm convinced he's my soulmate
maybe i am walking around the grocery store with a poop stain on my tight white pants
maybe i smell like poop
maybe i will impulsively shave my eyebrows off
mabye i will trip that waitress in the busy restaurant
maybe i will make out with someone impulsively in a professional situation
maybe i will walk into church while mass is going on and the priest completely stops talking, points at me and says that satan has just entered the building
maybe i will close my eyes while driving
maybe i will forget how to swallow
maybe i am having a secret affair...so secret in fact that i don't know i'm doing it
maybe the hospital did give me the wrong baby and her real parents are going to call and want to switch
maybe i will get plastic surgery that completely changes the way i look even though i'm content with my natural features
maybe i will object at a wedding for no reason
maybe i will laugh when i am back to working as a therapist when a new client discloses something personal and private
maybe i will egg our neighbors house because i just want to be mean even though they are the sweetest people
maybe i will flip off a cop when driving past him
the worries could go on and on....but it helps when you have a sense of humor ;)